"Germs cantagious! Contagion alert! But Edwart and Purell are stronger than dirt!" ~Edwart, Nightlight
"Sometimes when people get stubborn, they die." ~Whisper Island
"Are you insane? This is Hitler's car!" ~Ratrace
"I've been up since Mazditch" ~Josh Fernandez (cousin inside joke)
"So, is Kiara Simba's wife or son?" ~Kenny (my little brother)
"Every man for himself." ~Strong family motto
"Life is rough and then you die." ~many a person (specifically my Aunt Raquel)
"I know what this Brat needs! A man jacket!" "Um, that's a girl jacket." "It's a man jacket now!" "Right, hand me the one with the pants on his head." ~Me and Kelsy playing with Brats at age 13
"Well, look what the cat dragged in." ~common saying
"I hit my funny bone.....and it wasn't funny." ~Morgan Briggs
"You mean you'll put down your rock and I'll put down my sword and we'll try to kill each other like civilizied people, is that it?" ~Westley, Princess Bride
"Life is pain. Anybody that says different is selling something." ~Fezzik's mom (book)/ Westley (movie), Princess Bride
" Edgera! Don't speak unless spoken to. Edgera! Don't laugh unless laughed at. Edgera! Don't squeal like a baby unless a baby squeals at you." ~Kenny
"People who are always optimistic are always lying to themselves."
"What is a Josh
that has a brain?
Is he a Josh at all?
Humanity may never know.
Some describe him as 2 x 2
others 4 x 4.
Most seem to describe him as 0
round, fat, and empty."
~My brother (Kenny)'s poetic philosophy about my cousin, Josh
